Pinkie's Little Assistant Pt1

Pinkie's Little "Assistant" by DarkLuna & DarkDash

    As the sun rose, a sign of a gorgeous day was coming forth. The sun's beam piercing through Luna's window waking her from a nice dream. Stretching her arms and wings, yawning "Aaaaaaaugh *smack* mourning already?* squinting her eyes* "Geez Tia, do you have to make the sun so bright." Walking down the corridors minding her own business, then suddenly bumping into her sister.

Celestia: Oh, mourning my little Luna. *smiling*

Luna: regaining her step, Oh mourning sister, and will stop calling me "little"

Celestia: *chuckling* Just teasing, you don't seem to be in a happy mood today.

Luna: Do you know how hard it is raising the moon every night and making the stars and stuff.

Celestia: Wellllll I know what will make you in a better mood. * showing the newspaper*

Luna: What? *as she reads on*. "Pinkie Pie is now returning her famous delicious rainbow cupcakes, today within the afternoon." *her eye's grows wide and squees* Oh My God, REALLY?!

Celestia: Yes Luna, there out today but you better hurry. It is almost
12 o'clock now.

Luna: *looking at the time* What! Oh no oh no oh no! *quickly running to her room getting her hair brushed and everything else then soon leaves* Bye, I'm off to the bakery!

Celestia: Alright, don't forget to bring me *Luna slams the door* one........ Oh well.
       Luna soars off into the beautiful blue sky as fast as she could. Hoping she wasn't too late for the special cupcakes. Though something was bugging her from the thought. "I wonder where Rainbow Dash is, she supposed to meet me this morning. *laughing to herself of the idea* She must've slept in as usual. After a few minutes of travel, Luna finally reached Ponyville. She seemed confuse for a bit, Ponyville is almost a ghost town today. Looking over Pinkie's bakery, there's not a line either. "Hello? Anypony here?" Soon Octavia peered out of nowhere.

Octavia: Hello your majesty.

Luna: *startled* Hi Octavia, where is everyone?

Octavia: Ohhh there some rumors going around that ponies are disappearing. Mostly kidnapped I believe. So everypony just hiding in their homes to be safe.

Luna: Disappearance? In Ponyville?

Octavia: Indeed, first time such crimes have occurred here.

Luna: This reminds me. Have you seen Rainbow Dash flying around here?

Octavia: Sorry no, no pony has seen her in weeks.

Luna: Weeks!

Octavia: Yes she was actually the first one to be missing.

Luna:*worrying* Soooo why are you out here?

Octavia: Haven't you read the papers today? Pinkie's famous cupcakes are out and I wanted to get them for myself and Vinyl some before they go out of stock.
Luna: Right......... I was going over there as well. Anyway, nice seeing you again and say "hello" to Vinyl for me.

Octavia: You too Luna, and of course.
"Wow I never seen Ponyville this quit before, I'll probably have to send some guards here to check out these rumors." As Luna walks toward the bakery she could see the dazzling cupcakes from here. Making pace, she finally have arrive. "My goodness, the aroma of the cupcakes is already making my mouth watering. Entering the store, Luna felt like she was under a magical trance from these delicious cupcakes. Browsing to her heart content, she noticed a very dark earth pony with red hair. Along with dark blue eyes and a very disturbing cutie mark.

????: Hello there your majesty, welcome to Pinkie's Bakery how may I serve you.

Luna: Hello......

????: Is there a problem ma'am?

Luna: Well, I never have seen you around here before.

????: Ah, the name DarkDash. I'm new here, hoping I'll find a better job here in Ponyville than where I came from.

Luna: Where exactly?

DarkDash: I came from a dark area called "Lunarium Samora"

Luna: Lunarium Samora? I've never heard of this place.

DarkDash: Well it is outside of Equestria.

Luna: Ok then, welcome to Equestria.

DarkDash: Thank you ma'am, now......what would you like to have.

Luna: Obviously I came for the special cupcakes.

DarkDash: Ah hah, good choice since they are special anyway. Please allow me to retrieve them for ya.

Luna: One question?

DarkDash: Sure go for it

Luna: When have you arrived here?

DarkDash: Just about a week ago.

Luna: A week ago huh? Well I know you're new around, but have you seen Rainbow Dash.

DarkDash: Rainbow Dash?

Luna: Yes, an athletic pegasus, rainbow color hair, an outgoing attitude.

DarkDash: *coughing* O-oh, n-nope never seen such a pony. Now here's your cupcakes ma'am. *shaking while handing over the bag*

Luna:*squinting hard* Hmm? Never seen her huh…………..Alright then, I can't wait to taste these wonderful cupcakes.*opens up the bag taking one out. Her eyes glittering with awe* I've never seen such beauty in all my life! *takes a bite and starts to tear* Delicious!

DarkDash: Glad to see another sasti…………..

????: HEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPP!

Luna:*frighten by the bloody scream* What was that!

DarkDash: *really starting to sweat* W-w-what I didn't hear anything!

Luna: *pondering hard and then a sudden gasp* You wouldn't be the kidnapper are you?

DarkDash: N-N-n-no, what are you talking about. *as he exaggerates*

Luna: It all makes sense now! The missing ponies, your coincident arrival, and obviously that scream.  
Under short time, DarkDash is starting to panic a little. Without hesitation he quickly grabbed the nearest pan and swing hard as he could.
Luna: *BONK* nnnnuuuuuhhhhhh……………. *thud*
DarkDash: nighty night…………….
TO BE CONTINUE